“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
Ummmmm what about Theshellonias? Pronounced like thesalonias but with a “shell” .
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“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
You've heard about Yertle the Turtle, but are you ready for...
Yortoise the Tortoise?
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Zero is the most important number in D&D: Session Zero sets the boundaries and the tone; Rule Zero dictates the Dungeon Master (DM) is the final arbiter; and Zero D&D is better than Bad D&D.
"Let us speak plainly now, and in earnest, for words mean little without the weight of conviction."
I have a Tortle character named Jason Walker (Jay for short). What makes Mr. Jay Walker so unique is that he has up to 210 feet of movement by level six, due to him being a Bladsinger4/Monk2, with Longstrider, Expeditious Retreat, and the Mobile feat. I'd say it's a funny name for a speedy Tortle.
Of al the names in this thread, that one hit me the hardest.
Bonus points if you are a bard, and every time you use cutting words you say "Bazinga!"
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
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Mary Shelly
Lmao
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
Ummmmm what about Theshellonias? Pronounced like thesalonias but with a “shell” .
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
He forgot his real name, cause he hates it too much.
Snortle the tortle
EZD6 by DM Scotty
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/397599/EZD6-Core-Rulebook?
Tortle Kombat
You've heard about Yertle the Turtle, but are you ready for...
Yortoise the Tortoise?
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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I never understood a word that he said
Tortley McTortleface?
Zero is the most important number in D&D: Session Zero sets the boundaries and the tone; Rule Zero dictates the Dungeon Master (DM) is the final arbiter; and Zero D&D is better than Bad D&D.
"Let us speak plainly now, and in earnest, for words mean little without the weight of conviction."
- The Assemblage of Houses, World of Warcraft
I have a Tortle character named Jason Walker (Jay for short). What makes Mr. Jay Walker so unique is that he has up to 210 feet of movement by level six, due to him being a Bladsinger4/Monk2, with Longstrider, Expeditious Retreat, and the Mobile feat. I'd say it's a funny name for a speedy Tortle.
I know of a tortle druid named Virgil.
Sheldyn Roundback was my Circle of the Stars druid. =D
... but I helped him drink his wine, singin'...